Terrorist Alert

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  1. Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office.

    Fortunately, six of the seven have been apprehended.
    Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Behind-Kissin have all been taken into custody.

    At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found at your office.

    We are confident that anyone who looks like he’s Bin Workin will be easy to spot.

    You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.