Terror leader cant handle a gun...

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Green_Homer, May 5, 2006.

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  1. Green_Homer

    Green_Homer War Hero


    Here's a quote

    "One of the world's most feared terrorists cannot handle a gun, according to a video tape released by the US military. It shows Iraq's al Qaeda chief Abu Musab al Zarqawi struggling to fire a machine gun.
    He then has to be helped by a henchman."
  2. minime33

    minime33 Old-Salt

    It extremely funny when one of his aides goes to grab the gun by the burning hot barrel stupid twat.
  3. jagman

    jagman LE

    Aw bless him, poor sod
    Still, he has plenty willing volunteers to do it for him.
    He seems to be doing is job reasonably well despite this dis-ability
  4. I hope they put it on al-jazeera.
  5. Goku

    Goku Guest

  6. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    wonder where the minimi came from..
  7. Am I missing something here? I can't see a link to the video from the link given to the story
  8. Green_Homer

    Green_Homer War Hero

    I didn't see one either, can you enlighten us please minime?
  9. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    It was just on the news. Not sure if the footage is available yet as video.

    Edit: Here
  10. Pity there isn't a video of him training suicide bombers....
  11. ytomk

    ytomk Old-Salt

  12. smallbore

    smallbore Old-Salt

    Crap removed.
  13. Green_Homer

    Green_Homer War Hero

    "He has made audiotapes before but not a video."

    When will these people learn the benifits of rehearsals? My missus is a drama student and she said he'd fail the audition for the next rambo :lol:
  14. i see this weapon handling skills are right up there with Dick Cheney's.

    its a US army model minimi, i guess there must be a lot of US weapons floating around iraq now,
  15. olddearhunter

    olddearhunter Old-Salt

    the problem with the spams saying/publicising that zarqawi is shite with weapons...

    is that if he is (and by implication, all the insurgents...) then how shite are the americans who are losing dozens every month (about 40 last month alone)...

    you cant kid kidders.