Terrible decision

#1
If you absolutely had to choose one or the other, would you-

A. Bum your Dad.

B. Lick out your Granny.

Answers on a postcard please...
 
#5
elnoddo said:
Yeah i cant in any way defend the above dribble, as i cant understand it myself. I good reason not to post when pished.
Have you been to the pub again?
 
#7
Munging my Grandmother everytime.

Or, if it had to be an alive relative then I would still choose licking out of my granny; at that age it'll be like an iced donught.
 
#9
Gran would get it every time, no sense getting the arrse from dads' will. Also, given the incontinence which comes with old age, nanna would gush fanny batter like Old Faithful.
 
#10
Thats 2 for granny, should have made this a poll.

Personally think i might go for the bum battering from dad, my grans 95 at least you cant taste/smell a bumming.
 
#11
elnoddo said:
If you absolutely had to choose one or the other, would you-

A. Bum your Dad.

B. Lick out your Granny.

Answers on a postcard please...
Fcuk knows, but your avatar is fcuking top !! :p
 
#13
#14
Impossible.

They're buried in separate graveyards.
 
#15
mistersoft said:
Impossible.

They're buried in separate graveyards.
Shovel, wheelbarrow, dark of night. Problem solved.
 
#17
None, What type of drink did you have lol....weird comment....must have been drunk or board...lol
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#18
technicaldifficulties said:
Thus spake the man of experience :)

If i snort my grannies ashes does that count as a snuffling session?
If you dropped an anchovie in and let them marinade for a day or two I am sure that would be perfectly acceptable.
 
#19
grannies are both rotting,and i don't have a willy! Can i bum my dad with yours please?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#20
bigbird67 said:
grannies are both rotting,and i don't have a willy! Can i bum my dad with yours please?
If you ask nicely you can have mine.
 

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