Terrible decision

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by elnoddo, Apr 27, 2007.

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  1. If you absolutely had to choose one or the other, would you-

    A. Bum your Dad.

    B. Lick out your Granny.

    Answers on a postcard please...
  2. So hard to choose between hobbies........
  3. C'mon Praetorian which one?
  4. Cow

    Cow LE

    Have to be burm my dad, there's no way I'm going near a corpse.

    Edit: ops read that wrong. Thought is said burn!
  5. Have you been to the pub again?
  6. Might have been, whats it to you?

    So dad or nan?
  7. Munging my Grandmother everytime.

    Or, if it had to be an alive relative then I would still choose licking out of my granny; at that age it'll be like an iced donught.
  8. Good drills Crabby.
  9. Gran would get it every time, no sense getting the arrse from dads' will. Also, given the incontinence which comes with old age, nanna would gush fanny batter like Old Faithful.
  10. Thats 2 for granny, should have made this a poll.

    Personally think i might go for the bum battering from dad, my grans 95 at least you cant taste/smell a bumming.
  11. Fcuk knows, but your avatar is fcuking top !! :p
  12. Can't we do both?
  13. At the same time?
  14. Impossible.

    They're buried in separate graveyards.
  15. Shovel, wheelbarrow, dark of night. Problem solved.