Terms of Love

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by scrofula, Nov 22, 2008.

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  1. Or not. My favourite at the mo is " Go F&ck spiders" Please educate me.
  2. You've left your rampant rabbit on again mate.
  3. And it's probably still inserted!!!
  4. Seeing as this thread is pretty sh!t lets change the theme.

    Have you ever been banged so hard your arse has bled?
  5. BOHICA!
  6. So you're the giver?
  7. Spot on, I'm glad we had this talk.

    I feel I've grown as a man.

    Toodle pip.
  8. Gawd - foreplay on Arrse.
  9. That's the spirit chaps! Keep it up. Er?
  10. I did just thrap myself off, although it was to the thought of your decomposing corpse.
  11. Necrophilia? Dead boring, that.
  12. Unwittingly I was a member of that for years. The missus never got out of bed before the fatal stroke, and her passion wasn't diminished. Seven years. Seven years and I never noticed a thing/
  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    She never mentioned you when were . . . . . . oh