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Teresa May - Sexual Fantasists of ArRSe: Your Beagle Has Landed...

Firmer limbs and bits than a GILF I should think.

Not when you see how young some of the GILFs are these days, they've got younger since women could get a house just by pushing out sprogs and forgetting who the father is
 

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Apparently Wee Nippy AKA Pianne Faggot gives a mean Blow Job.

Er, Wee Nippy is "Knickerless Virgin..."

That sanctimonious, vacant-headed, Corbyn-shagging mess is caricatured in Pianne Faggot, FFS!
 
Er, Wee Nippy is "Knickerless Virgin..."

That sanctimonious, vacant-headed, Corbyn-shagging mess is caricatured in Pianne Faggot, FFS!
I'll take your word for it. I can just imagine Ex-PMTM dressed up in some kinky gear and trying to dance all sexy to Abba's Dancing Queen, she would resemble a weirdly dressed robot and give an instant softy!
 

Auld-Yin

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I'm in my thirties, and do a lot of martial arts, which I'm sure makes sex with me an attractive proposition for Theresa.



I wouldn't go as far as dressing as a gimp, but a short lecture before some action would be nice if she talks dirty.
Followed by something really naughty, like a run through a farmer's field of uncut wheat! :rolleyes:
 

NSP

LE
Her oral skills are not for used for that, allegedly
Sups from the furry cup?

Or a reference to her daily party political broadcast COVID briefing...?!
 

theoriginalphantom

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I never got that, surely white is still a colour so unless you're racist you can't assume woman of colour means what they think it means

Inigo Montoya walt

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and yes it's misquoting him but it fits better this way
 

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