I'll take your word for it. I can just imagine Ex-PMTM dressed up in some kinky gear and trying to dance all sexy to Abba's Dancing Queen, she would resemble a weirdly dressed robot and give an instant softy!Er, Wee Nippy is "Knickerless Virgin..."
That sanctimonious, vacant-headed, Corbyn-shagging mess is caricatured in Pianne Faggot, FFS!
Followed by something really naughty, like a run through a farmer's field of uncut wheat!I'm in my thirties, and do a lot of martial arts, which I'm sure makes sex with me an attractive proposition for Theresa.
I wouldn't go as far as dressing as a gimp, but a short lecture before some action would be nice if she talks dirty.