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Teresa May - Sexual Fantasists of ArRSe: Your Beagle Has Landed...

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Seems there's something to assist those enamoured of "oor Tess" to help them fulfill themselves and relieve their impromptu swellings...


There's even something to suit @ScaleyAlbereto and his warped tastes:-

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...and Wee Nippy gets the most awesome new nickname:-

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I've not seen it myself but it seems the premise is Tess bonks her way around "Wetminster," nips over to the US and gets diddled by "Dump" whilst various leading Opposition figures get skewered by/skewer aides and tradesmen various.
 
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The old days were better, Cecil Parkinson fathering lovechild. John Major affair with Edwina Currie.

Am assuming Busty Cookie playing Pianne Faggot is a chocolate one.
 
Apparently Wee Nippy AKA Pianne Faggot gives a mean Blow Job.

 
She is a "woman (apparently) of colour," yes.

I never got that, surely white is still a colour so unless you're racist you can't assume woman of colour means what they think it means
 

endure

GCM
Christ on a bike. Don't you realise that @scarbrough will be along in a minute to fill the place full of jizz?
Have you no shame?
Where are the fucking life jackets?
 
Seems there's something to assist those enamoured of "oor Tess" to help them fulfill themselves and relieve their impromptu swellings...


There's even something to suit @ScaleyAlbereto and his warped tastes:-

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...and Wee Nippy gets the most awesome new nickname:-

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I've not seen it myself but it seems the premise is Tess bonks her way around "Wetminster," nips over to the US and gets diddled by "Dump" whilst various leading Opposition figures get skewered by/skewer aides and tradesmen various.

I want Theresa May to play herself, and I want an element of softcore porn in it.

Thanks.
 

endure

GCM
No, silly. While I'm giving her the best six hours of her life, after she's dominated me a bit while dressed in latex.

I'm giving myself a semi now.


At your age you're probably better off in a bungalow. Saves having to walk up the stairs...
 
At your age you're probably better off in a bungalow. Saves having to walk up the stairs...

I'm in my thirties, and do a lot of martial arts, which I'm sure makes sex with me an attractive proposition for Theresa.

A dominating one hour lecture from herself followed by a walk in the Swiss Alps dressed as gimp and mistress?

I wouldn't go as far as dressing as a gimp, but a short lecture before some action would be nice if she talks dirty.
 
I'm in my thirties, and do a lot of martial arts, which I'm sure makes sex with me an attractive proposition for Theresa.



I wouldn't go as far as dressing as a gimp, but a short lecture before some action would be nice if she talks dirty.
Teresa's Dirty Diaries - read provocatively while roughing you up a bit?
 
I'm in my thirties, and do a lot of martial arts, which I'm sure makes sex with me an attractive proposition for Theresa.



I wouldn't go as far as dressing as a gimp, but a short lecture before some action would be nice if she talks dirty.

Surely that was a typo and you meant marital aids
 

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