Adams got a mate (female of course) of mine up the duff many moons ago.
Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds
You lost mate?You could do 365, if its a Goodyear,ta dah
Not anymore ta
Not today, thanks. I’ve just invested all of my cash in a Russian gas/oil project which is a dead cert’ winner and a timeshare in Karachi.So you think the Cheeky Girls aren't a pair if slappers? I've got the contact details of the daughter of a former Nigerian oil minister who has a few million dollars she needs to get over to the UK. If you're
My mate Stephen owns the basement flat in Chelsea when Morrissey had the top flat. We always had fireworks in the tiny garden every year and I once sent up a rocket that bounced off the boundary wall, shot through an open window and exploded in the tax exile’s kitchen.Once met Morrissey,in Manchester he's a ******* idiot
My mate Val was a principal character in the musical theatre tribute to the Rollers ‘Shang-a-Lang.Another minor claim to fame of mine is I went to the same school as Les Mckeown of The Bay City Rollers fame, he was a year ahead of me in school. He was actually not a bad guy.