Tennis Babe

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HHH, Mar 24, 2011.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

  2. Of course I would, if only to be able to say I had.
     
  3. Not married I see, COUGER and yes oh yes I would..
     
  4. Bend her over a table, not a problem.
     
  5. Too each their own.

    I don't think I could get past (if it was a bloke) the grey pubic hair.

    TPBD
     
  6. HHH

    HHH LE

    Veet for ladies,No more grey for men(or veet for whichever way you like your men)
     
  7. Nah, I think I'll just go for blokes who are not old and going grey!!! After all don't the young have more staying power?

    TPBD
     
  8. Only if I can find a way of attaching her head to the racket with elastic so I can repeatedly smash her in the grid as I fist her shitter

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  9. Pift! You're picky! You do know what Kamagra is....... I only say that 'coz I'm old
     
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    Don't know, i can't remember that far back!
     
  11. Nah, I think I'll just go for blokes who are not old and going grey!!! After all don't the young have more staying power?

    Rubbish, haven't you heard it now takes all night to do what you used to do all night? Much more staying power for the oldies, just have to take more breathers than before!

    (Tried to Reply with Quote but just got the wait signal - much quicker to copy and paste).
     
  12. Press the "reply with quote" button, give it a sec, then press it again. Job done.
     
  13. Aye that works.

    As for the question;we've only got her word for it haven't we?
     
  14. No, refer to other thread, "how old is too old".
     
  15. TPBD is being a bit fucking fussy for a bint.

    Bet she fucking uses Tena Lady as well.