Ten Uses For Unwanted England Flags

#3
BBC News said:
9. Try and get a refund or exchange. The Trade Descriptions Act 1968 makes it an offence for a trader to knowingly or recklessly make misleading statements about services. Any flag trader who suggested England enjoyed a vague chance of actually winning the thing should surely feel obliged to offer you at least a France flag in exchange.
They'll go straight to Hell for that one! :wink:


:D :D :D
 
#6
If you know anyone who's a dab hand with a sewing machine why not consider turning the flags into clothing and shipping them out to developing countries.
Scotland for instance.
 
#7
Collect them together and hand them over to Wayne Rooney, who I am sure will take great delight in shoving them right up Ronaldo's (Christian) ring!!!!
 
#8
spike7451 said:
Stick a Red Hand on them & flog em up the Shankill for 50p a touch!
Nice one, hey its not to late till the 12th !! :D
 
#9
dingerr said:
If you know anyone who's a dab hand with a sewing machine why not consider turning the flags into clothing and shipping them out to developing countries.
Scotland for instance.
somebody is tired........................... :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
 
#11
stab-bloke said:
There's no such thing as an unwanted English flag!
there fecking well is in my house fella 8) 8) 8) 8)
 
#12
Yea save them for the euros when we'll once again have 'the best team ever' and 'we'll definately win this time'

Please, once every 2 years the country gets all patrotic becuase of football, the rest of the time we couldn't give a fcuk.
 
#15
yater_spoon said:
recognition panels for vehicles
Might as well give the Septics something to line their crosshairs up with.

Rumour Control has it today that the C of E may be considering ditching St George as England's Patron Saint anyway, in favour of St Alban- who a) is known to have existed b) was actually English and c) is not associated with rocking around the Middle East.
 
#16
sliding_doors said:
Stick it up in the attic mate. 'England' as anything other than a regional division of Europe will soon be a distant memory. The flag will be obviously be outlawed as racist and anti- European.
You will then be able to sell the rare collectable on e-bay's 'historical militaria' section making you hundreds of euros.



And Tin foil hat off.

You are a cheerful one, S_D. :)
 
#17
Hang it on your office wall to keep the poison jocks away.
No more "Cup of tea for an old sailor" thank fcuk.
God bless them they did try "Why don't you put a union jack in the corner".
But a simple" Fcuk off and buy your own tea you tight fisted old cnut".Was so much more satisfying
 
#18
yater_spoon said:
recognition panels for vehicles
then the Welsh, Scotish & Irish Regiments will shoot at you!
 
#19
this is going to be a bit contentious .......................

bog roll ................ ! :)
 
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#20
expat_71 said:
Hang it on your office wall to keep the poison jocks away.
No more "Cup of tea for an old sailor" thank fcuk.
God bless them they did try "Why don't you put a union jack in the corner".
But a simple" Fcuk off and buy your own tea you tight fisted old cnut".Was so much more satisfying

Is that how they treat you Ex Navy types? That's bloody awful.
 

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