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Ten things not to tell your girlfriend

Ten things not to tell your girlfriend
10. Come on, who’s gonna find out?
9. I promise you won’t choke.
8. Can I get you in the pooper?
7. Trust me, I’m a professional.
6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
5. Wow look at the ass on her!
4. Now why can’t your boobs be that big?
3. I gotta poop.
2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

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