Ten things not to tell your girlfriend

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  1. Ten things not to tell your girlfriend
    10. Come on, who’s gonna find out?
    9. I promise you won’t choke.
    8. Can I get you in the pooper?
    7. Trust me, I’m a professional.
    6. Well, your sister likes it like that.
    5. Wow look at the ass on her!
    4. Now why can’t your boobs be that big?
    3. I gotta poop.
    2. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
    1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
  2. do you actually have a girlfriend?
  3. You say poop?

    Are you 6?
  4. do you look like your tag??
  5. I have a bigger gun...
  6. Liar. tenfuckingletters
  7. Go lick a window :nod:
  8. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    of course I loves yer, I fcukyou dont I!!!
  9. I've been shagging your sister for 3 months and might possibly of gotten her pregnant.