Ten things not to tell your girlfriend 10. Come on, whos gonna find out? 9. I promise you wont choke. 8. Can I get you in the pooper? 7. Trust me, Im a professional. 6. Well, your sister likes it like that. 5. Wow look at the ass on her! 4. Now why cant your boobs be that big? 3. I gotta poop. 2. Oh you forgot to shave today too? 1. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.