Ten Best Caddy Responses . .

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  1. Keep these in mind for when you next play

    Number :10
    Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    Number : 9
    Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    Number : 8
    Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy: "Yes . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

    Number : 7
    Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy: "Eventually."

    Number : 6
    Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy: "I don't think so . . . .That would be too much of a coincidence."

    Number : 5
    Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
    Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    Number : 4
    Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy: "It's very good - but personally, I prefer golf."

    Number : 3
    Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
    Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

    Number : 2
    Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy: "This isn't the golf course . . . . We left that an hour ago."

    And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy! Comment:
    Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
    Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

    Bonus . . . . .
    An old favorite . . . . . About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole . . . . . He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy. . . .. .
    Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems . . . .??"
    Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."
    Golfer: He picks up his club up and cleans the club face . . . . .
    Caddy: "No sir, its at the other end"
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