Temperature

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  1. 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

    People in Scotland go out and sunbathe.


    35 degrees - Italian cars have trouble starting.

    People in Scotland drive with the windows down.


    20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats.
    People in Scotland throw on their shorts and t-shirts.


    15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state.

    People in Scotland go to the beach for a picnic and a swim.



    0 degrees - New York landlords finally turn the heating on.

    People in Scotland have a last barbi before it starts to get cold.


    -10 degrees - People in Miami become extinct.

    People in Scotland are still queueing at the ice cream van.


    -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico .

    People in Scotland throw on a light jacket.


    -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.

    Scottish Boy Scouts postpone their winter survival exercise
    until it gets cold enough.

    -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

    People in Scotland wear a vest and rake out their bunnets.


    -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes.

    People in Scotland get angry 'cos they cannae thaw their whisky.


    -297 degrees – Micro-biotic life starts to grind to a halt.

    Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands.


    -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops.

    People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill billy ... eh? "


    Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Wait for it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    -500 degrees - Hell freezes over.


    Then, and only then do Scottish people support


    England in the World Cup