TELL US YOUR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!!!!

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  1. shadowmoses55

    shadowmoses55 Swinger

    Please we are rather bored here!!
     
  2. pistol101

    pistol101 Swinger

    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control!
     
  3. fraudstar

    fraudstar War Hero

  4. chilipepper

    chilipepper Old-Salt

    Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver, and won!
     
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    It took less than 1 second for me to google

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

    and you want to make a thread repeating all the 'jokes'? You must be very, very bored.

    Hole.
     
  6. shadowmoses55

    shadowmoses55 Swinger

    whats with the insults i was just trying to have a bit of fun
     
  7. PrayingMantis

    PrayingMantis War Hero

    dettol hand wash kills 99.9% of germs,
    Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the f*ck he wants!
     
  8. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Insults? You must be joking. I was asking a question and (hopefully) conveying that there must not be a person on the planet who hasn't heard at least 50 Chuck Norris'isms.

    But if you want me to insult you...
     
  9. shadowmoses55

    shadowmoses55 Swinger

    yeh but they are still funny
     
  10. Civi_Git

    Civi_Git War Hero

    Google "find chuck norris" in IE & hit "I'm feeling lucky"
     
  11. Skinn_Full

    Skinn_Full Old-Salt

    ahahaha!!!! Thats farking genius lad!!
     
  12. What do you call it when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Mr T in the face? Irresistable force meets immovable object

    Chuck Norris CAN touch this!

    When you look at matter under an electron microscope, at its most basic level, everythings is just made of trillions of tiny chuck norris' constantly doing roundhouse kicks

    The Soviet union collapsed because they saew Chuck in the Delta Force movie and knew they wouldn't stand a chance...
     
  13. AnotherDay

    AnotherDay Old-Salt

    Damn it tried that just got the fun police blue screen...!
     
  14. hairymonster1006

    hairymonster1006 Old-Salt

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table: the only element he recognizes is surprise!
     
  15. JP47

    JP47 LE

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