tell the difference??

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  1. Being a Police Officer in the UK
    >
    >
    > Question:
    >
    > How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer an
    >Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?
    >
    >
    > Answer:
    >
    > Pose the following question:
    >
    > You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    >children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking
    > man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    >screams obscenities, raises the knife,
    > and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.
    >You have mere seconds before he
    > reaches you and your family.
    >
    > What do you do?
    >
    > UK POLICE OFFICERS Answer :
    >
    > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
    >man look poor or oppressed?
    >
    > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
    >
    > Could we run away?
    >
    > What does my wife think?
    >
    > What about the kids?
    >
    > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
    >his hand?
    >
    > What does the law say about this situation?
    >
    > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    >
    > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
    >this send to society and to my children?
    >
    > Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    >
    > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    >wound me?
    >
    > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    >while he was stabbing me?
    >
    > Should I call 999?
    >
    > Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
    >and weed day and make this a happier,
    > healthier street that would discourage such behaviour.
    >
    > If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he
    >falls over running away, knocks
    > his head and kills himself?
    >
    > If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity
    >to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility
    > and I will lose my family home?
    >
    >
    >
    > AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer:
    >
    > BANG!
    >
    >
    > AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer:
    >
    > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    >Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    >BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
    >
    > Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
    >
    >
     
  2. Nice one Centurion, like it, like it!
     
  3. LOL. It's scarily accurate though isn't it.

    That is the state that this country has gotten into.

    One small problem though, a US cop would be carrying more than two mags so why stop there.
     
  4. An Iraqi Police Officer would have insisted on a bribe before shooting :lol:
     
  5. sounds about right :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: