tell the difference??

#1
Being a Police Officer in the UK
>
>
> Question:
>
> How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer an
>Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?
>
>
> Answer:
>
> Pose the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking
> man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
>screams obscenities, raises the knife,
> and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot.
>You have mere seconds before he
> reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> UK POLICE OFFICERS Answer :
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
>man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
>his hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>this send to society and to my children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
>while he was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 999?
>
> Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint
>and weed day and make this a happier,
> healthier street that would discourage such behaviour.
>
> If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he
>falls over running away, knocks
> his head and kills himself?
>
> If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity
>to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility
> and I will lose my family home?
>
>
>
> AUSTRALIAN OFFICERS Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
> AMERICAN OFFICERS Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>Click.... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"
>
>
 
#2
Nice one Centurion, like it, like it!
 
#3
LOL. It's scarily accurate though isn't it.

That is the state that this country has gotten into.

One small problem though, a US cop would be carrying more than two mags so why stop there.
 
#5
sounds about right :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
 

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