Tell me its not true.................

Discussion in 'Professionally Qualified, RAMC and QARANC' started by SpeckledJim, May 10, 2007.

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  1. only a problem if you are giving, is that why you're concerned :oops:
  2. Oh dear God no! No ! NO!
  3. so - we need to do a survey, at great expense (to skim off loads of dosh).

    If oral sex causes throat cancer, does masterbation cause skin cancer specific to the palm of the hand?

    bugger! - but thats for another survey
  4. I don't know what you are all flapping about?

    You know when you had you last blow job............when the bitch said 'I DO'

    Anyway.....the risk is to the giver......not the taker.........S_J beware....
  5. Yep! and I've been married nearly 13 bloody years.... :( :( :cry:
  6. reading it though would also suggest guys are at risk too. It talks about cervical cancer and i'm no doctor but i'm 99.99% sure that only females have a cervix
  7. True to the Corps, ask flo Nightingale, she'd tell ya if her vocal chords hadn't been eaten away by syphillis.
  8. You should be ok as long as you don't spit on your hand first :D

    I'll get my coat..................
  9. looks like my ex wifes fucked!!
  10. Can they test for colon cancer? I'm worried now.
  11. Quick, spread the rumour that if you clean your teeth afterwards (I said afterwards, wink wink) everything will be fine!
  12. :roll: Well, in this day & age you are gonna get some sort of cancer, so it might as well be from something fun, after all, you could get run over by a bus tomorrow xx
  13. and mine ! Oh dear what a pity, someone pass us another beer
  14. is it another excuse to spit n not swallow?