tell me a story

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by dizzy_blonde, Jul 23, 2005.

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  1. Okay a little game.

    I'll start off by posting a sentence and then the next person builds onto it etc etc. Let's say sentences can be up to 10 words. We'll see how long the story lasts...lol

    Okay I'll start....

    Once in a far off land lived a boy.............................................
     
  2. who had a very very large dong...
     
  3. and balls that hung around his knees.....................
     
  4. with a hoop stretched to the size of .......
     
  5. uranus..........
     
  6. a small countreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    (Sorry I love the Divine Comedy)
     
  7. the boy looked like he had not eaten or slept for quite some time
    owing to the fact that...
     
  8. the hamster up his hoop........




    (is this story about MDN?)
     
  9. was keeping him awake
     
  10. he lost his appitite after witnessing Ducky crouched over ...
     
  11. a small ferret
     
  12. which had recently escaped from a travelling freak show. The ferret asked the boy.....
     
  13. does my bum look big in this?...
     
  14. F*ck me said the boy...a talking Ferret!
     
  15. At that moment Ducky (who was still inserted in the ferret)