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Tell it to the Marines

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What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day!

How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!

What do cannibles eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!

What does "Maximum" mean?
A very big Mother!

What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!

Why is perfume obedient?
Because it is scent wherever it goes!
 

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