Tell it to the Marines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. What is the best day of the week to sleep?

    How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
    A phew!

    What do cannibles eat for breakfast?
    Buttered host!

    What does "Maximum" mean?
    A very big Mother!

    What is full of holes but can still hold water?
    A sponge!

    Why is perfume obedient?
    Because it is scent wherever it goes!