Tell a Lie.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by MrShanklysboots, Oct 24, 2008.

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  1. Rules are simple. Tell a lie about the previous poster on the thread. The bigger the better and imaginative ones win a prize.

    As there is no previous poster I will tell one about the CO's

    Bad CO and Good CO are the same person. And are both called Ann Widdecombe.














    The dirty little spunk trumpet.
     
  2. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    MrShanklysboots is a raving Everton fan
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Brettarider actually owns a Harley Davidson Dealership in Brighton.
     
  4. B&T isn't gay, and he hates the c0ck ;)
     
  5. Smudge67 didn't rape and murder Maddy McAnn.
     
  6. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Prea is really Josef Fritzel's schizophrenic alter ego
     
  7. Good lie, I actually am Fritzl.

    Brettarider hates pushing 6 inch nails down his japs eye.
     
  8. Praetorian lives in Brighton and does tricks for money. He's not very good at it though and has to tap friends for food vouchers.
     
  9. Mediumwhiteamericano isn't to be found down by the docks looking for rough trade from passing matelots every night...
     
  10. contrary to popular belief, Bradstyley does actually charge for a reach around
     
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    That avatar of Wevers's is NOT him walting it up during a soft-air match.
     
  12. My grandfather knew Lloyd George.

    Lloyd George knew my grandfather.

    Apparently.
     
  13. Comedy Dave definitely read the first post and gets what this thread does.
     
  14. MrShanklyboots has no avatar as he is currently in borstal for raping a small dog.
     
  15. TARE thinks comedy dave is funny :D

    edited for slow posting