Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by happybonzo, Apr 21, 2013.

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  1. A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mum to come out. While waiting, the little boy gets bored and just when his mum comes walking
    out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

    "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

    The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.

    For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

    "What do you mean?" he asks.

    "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch.

    "HELL NO!" he cries, "You've got teeth down here!"

    "Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "There's no such thing as teeth down there!"

    "Yes there are," he says, "My mum told me."

    "No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

    "No I' m sorry" he says. "My mum already told me that ALL women have teeth down there."

    "Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

    The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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  2. The old ones are the best ones.
  3. Not always!
  4. I believe there was a movie made out of this joke. :?

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  5. Would love to be her dentist!
  6. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    No, the old ones are the old ones.
  7. the old is gold jokes......
  8. Hahaha this one is such a great joke. And old is gold friends. I like it... We can make a full movie on this joke. I love it guys.
  9. Is this to do with Fang Farrier?
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