Techs QAB results

#1
Congratulations to all those who were successful on this years QAB. :D (Stand by for 'free in a box of cornflakes' comments!!!)

Is anyone who came off wearing yet ? There's some confusion at our place as to whether or not those who were successful can ?
 

PK

Old-Salt
#3
Tech-Wizard said:
what is QAB?
Quality Assessment Board. It's the class 1 tech cpl to sgt board . . . tho as a so called Tech-Wizard you'd hope you'd already know that :roll:
 
#4
tho as a so called Tech-Wizard you'd hope you'd already know that :roll:[/quote]

you said it! i like to concentrate on the technical side of life, not getting my stinking brown nose into the sgt mess, the so called 'most exclusive club in the world'!! hahaha what a joke
 
#6
Tech-Wizard said:
tho as a so called Tech-Wizard you'd hope you'd already know that :roll:

you said it! i like to concentrate on the technical side of life, not getting my stinking brown nose into the sgt mess, the so called 'most exclusive club in the world'!! hahaha what a joke
Your obviously failing the required quality control to gain entry. Which would appear to be a good thing. Excellent, still exclusive then.
 
#7
Tech-Wizard said:
tho as a so called Tech-Wizard you'd hope you'd already know that :roll:
you said it! i like to concentrate on the technical side of life, not getting my stinking brown nose into the sgt mess, the so called 'most exclusive club in the world'!! hahaha what a joke[/quote]

That is exactly what it is too you little pr*ck. And when you finally get in there, you'll realise what an uninformed opinion you have. Now get back to your sweeping the workshop floor.
 
#8
Anyway, back to the original thread...

Is anyone who came off wearing yet ? There's some confusion at our place as to whether or not those who were successful can ?
 
#9
Tech-Wizard said:
tho as a so called Tech-Wizard you'd hope you'd already know that :roll:
you said it! i like to concentrate on the technical side of life, not getting my stinking brown nose into the sgt mess, the so called 'most exclusive club in the world'!! hahaha what a joke[/quote]

Remember this?

Tech-Wizard said:
2nd year tech? Don't think a 2nd Year tech would come out top on his regts tech grading, but hey, thats by the by. Or passed his class 1 after 3 yrs in working units, i'll let that one go too. ?


Tech-Wizard said:
This in my opinion is a dying trade. The way forward is with the IS engr trade. You will find that most 'Class 2' Technicians re-trade to this as opposed to going on their class 1 Technician course. (upgrade) This is due to the lack of incentive in spending another 14 months at Blandford being treated like a buffoon. Also if, like me, are a class 2 technician and don't wish to go any further, you will be 'brown lettered'and forced into other avenues, ie cuvvie street or re-trade, both of which do not appeal. Plus points, $$$$$$$$.


Tech-Wizard said:
Gotta put that one to my lack of "5 weeks operator typing course". Supposed to say, UNLIKE!!
TW

Where is the Easy operator when you need him? :wink:

"Wizard" - let's hope you & I never meet. For your benefit.

SS
 
#10
Steiner and guru.

This is how i see you both - divorced,(due to the amount of time you spend on this site arguing with pretend soldiers) living in the mess with a HUGE DVD collection, going out on the lash with the siggy's trying to snake your way into the new female soldiers. Remember, this is a rumour site, therefore not everything on here is true. People can be whoever they wish to be. Oh and I am a class 1 technician, but have been in far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a 'mess dress'. :evil:

End of story
 
#11
Does the fact that you've been in 'far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a mess dress' make you hard or stupid?
 
#12
Spliff-Boy said:
Does the fact that you've been in 'far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a mess dress' make you hard or stupid?
Definately stupid. I'm sure he will tell you about it if you make the mistake of saying hello to him when he's sat on his own at the end of the bar.
 
#14
MadMag676 said:
It's great to see when tech's dont have operators to have a go at they start on each other :lol:
I'm neither, so i'm impartial in thinking tech-wizard is a bit of a to$$er!!!
 
#15
boney_m said:
MadMag676 said:
It's great to see when tech's dont have operators to have a go at they start on each other :lol:
I'm neither, so i'm impartial in thinking tech-wizard is a bit of a to$$er!!!
Totally not impartial :p I've been in more trouble than most and I think that Boney will back me up on that score!!! There is one thing that I have never done and never will do that is brown nose, made it to the mess on my own merit, so Tech-wizard, please explain to me why if your're so good and have done this that and the other that you have never made it to the Sgt's Mess? Or is it as stated earlier just a case of severe sour grapes :roll:
 
#16
Tech-Wizard said:
Steiner and guru.

This is how i see you both - divorced,(due to the amount of time you spend on this site arguing with pretend soldiers) living in the mess with a HUGE DVD collection, going out on the lash with the siggy's trying to snake your way into the new female soldiers. Remember, this is a rumour site, therefore not everything on here is true. People can be whoever they wish to be. Oh and I am a class 1 technician, but have been in far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a 'mess dress'. :evil:

End of story
You're not just a pretend soldier, you're a pretend tech!

Stop giving the rest of us a bad name, unplug your computer and grow up, you føcking embarrassment.
 
#17
timebandit said:
boney_m said:
MadMag676 said:
It's great to see when tech's dont have operators to have a go at they start on each other :lol:
I'm neither, so i'm impartial in thinking tech-wizard is a bit of a to$$er!!!
Totally not impartial :p I've been in more trouble than most and I think that Boney will back me up on that score!!! There is one thing that I have never done and never will do that is brown nose, made it to the mess on my own merit, so Tech-wizard, please explain to me why if your're so good and have done this that and the other that you have never made it to the Sgt's Mess? Or is it as stated earlier just a case of severe sour grapes :roll:
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Definitely sour grapes...................lol
 
#18
Tech-Wizard wrote:

This in my opinion is a dying trade. The way forward is with the IS engr trade. You will find that most 'Class 2' Technicians re-trade to this as opposed to going on their class 1 Technician course. (upgrade) This is due to the lack of incentive in spending another 14 months at Blandford being treated like a buffoon. Also if, like me, are a class 2 technician and don't wish to go any further, you will be 'brown lettered'and forced into other avenues, ie cuvvie street or re-trade, both of which do not appeal. Plus points, $$$$$$$$.

Tech-Wizard wrote:
Steiner and guru.

This is how i see you both - divorced,(due to the amount of time you spend on this site arguing with pretend soldiers) living in the mess with a HUGE DVD collection, going out on the lash with the siggy's trying to snake your way into the new female soldiers. Remember, this is a rumour site, therefore not everything on here is true. People can be whoever they wish to be. Oh and I am a class 1 technician, but have been in far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a 'mess dress'.

End of story

Which one is it Billy?? If you haven't got what it takes to be a Tech Sgt, then you are a waster, and I suggest you put your papers in so people can get on with their jobs and stop following your bitter arrse around sorting your sh*t out.

Wnaker.
 
#19
the_guru said:
Tech-Wizard wrote:

This in my opinion is a dying trade. The way forward is with the IS engr trade. You will find that most 'Class 2' Technicians re-trade to this as opposed to going on their class 1 Technician course. (upgrade) This is due to the lack of incentive in spending another 14 months at Blandford being treated like a buffoon. Also if, like me, are a class 2 technician and don't wish to go any further, you will be 'brown lettered'and forced into other avenues, ie cuvvie street or re-trade, both of which do not appeal. Plus points, $$$$$$$$.

Tech-Wizard wrote:
Steiner and guru.

This is how i see you both - divorced,(due to the amount of time you spend on this site arguing with pretend soldiers) living in the mess with a HUGE DVD collection, going out on the lash with the siggy's trying to snake your way into the new female soldiers. Remember, this is a rumour site, therefore not everything on here is true. People can be whoever they wish to be. Oh and I am a class 1 technician, but have been in far too much trouble to even contemplate buying a 'mess dress'.

End of story

Which one is it Billy?? If you haven't got what it takes to be a Tech Sgt, then you are a waster, and I suggest you put your papers in so people can get on with their jobs and stop following your bitter arrse around sorting your sh*t out.

Wnaker.
Tech-Wizard: I suppose all that useful technical training of yours gives you the capability to use a dictionary? In that case, go and look up "divisive" ;)

Whilst you are there, you could always try looking up some other words: I'd suggest starting with some easy ones, like "exasperating" "diminutive" "chucker", and see what that makes you! :D

Also, to ensure a productive day, why not look up "sympathy" ... you'll find it between sh1t and syphillis ;)

Ghostie
 
#20
the_guru said:
so people can get on with their jobs and stop following your bitter arrse around

haha, so i have a 'following'of SNCO's? thats so funny seeing as though i'm not even in the Army anymore. Thats the joy of this site, everyone gets so involved in the 'cyberworld' almost makes their lives seem so much better. Also, what job do you do day to day? Sit around drinking brews and telling siggy's to do bone jobs? Yeah, all the royal corps know what little work they do day to day.

Keep stagging on guru, you've only 2 yrs to push before your pension......then start looking for a real job in the real world. Scary thought. Although I can see you in the TA, reeling off war stories about Bos or the Fallies. Never quite made it to the middle east because you've glass knees.
 
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