Tech Support Advisory: Installing Husband

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  1. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
    Flower and Jewellery Applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0.
    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
    as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as:
    Football 5.0,
    Formula One 3.0 and
    Golf Clubs 4.1

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
    these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?
    Signed,
    Desperate.
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    DEAR DESPERATE,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter the command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download
    Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
    application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
    the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause
    Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0. Whatever
    you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it
    runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all
    your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
    program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
    memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
    buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
    Cooking 3.0
    Hot Lingerie 7.7

    Good Luck Babe!

    Tech Support



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