Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by thegimp, Sep 6, 2007.
You tell me! Not good
have you been on the gin again Gimp?
How old are you?
Are you female?
It's called being ' tired and emotional' - Look forward to the clanger hangover in the morning.
Rufty tufty mother fecker
It's not old age then! Dad (a tee-totaller) started getting tearful about things when he hit 60 and mates of mine have said the same about their dads.
Enigma - no, he is / was a bootie, so he has a good stock of women's clothes!
Was bloody sore as well!
Ring your Bezzer..!
Bezzer civvy cnut, no use at all
PTSD, that's what I reckon. Or else you're just a big fairy.
Oh, and give up the gin. Drink of Satan,by the way...
There's no polite way to ask this so I'll just bash on - you're not a poof are you?
Aww Gimpy whats the matter..(pulls up a chair and puts the kettle on). You can tell us, we are an understanding bunch of people...
Can't speak. head appears to be in a slowly tightening vice and room is spinning
Send Tylex and gaviscon to my location
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