Teaching Maths

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  1. MessageTeaching Maths In 1970.
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

    2. Teaching Maths In 1980
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or £80. What is his profit?

    3. Teaching Maths In 1990
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80. Did he make a profit?

    4. Teaching Maths In 2000
    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is £80 and his profit is £20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

    5. Teaching Maths In 2007
    A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
    inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
    preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £20.
    What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class
    participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

    6. Teaching Maths 2017
    أ المسجل تبيع حموله شاحنة من الخشب من اجل 100 دولار. صاحب تكلفة الانتاج من
    الثمن. ما هو الربح له؟
     
  2. I would have given you a higher rating, had I been able to read the last 2 lines
     
  3. i think thats the point....