TCH gets beaten up in London!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Unknown_Quantity, Jun 7, 2005.

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  1. Unknown_Quantity

    Unknown_Quantity War Hero Moderator

    Carlsburg don't make news, but if they did it'd be the best news in the world. :D
     
  2. Tw@T...................I've just opened a botle on the strength of that!!
     
  3. Oh my ribs, my ribs. That is quality.
     
  4. absolute class and it wasnt just me who pisssed meself, just think of it might actually mean the uk chav population do something for society!!

    next stop bliar and two blags
     
  5. Oh to dream .......
     
  6. Too nice, unlike Oracle thinking that Liverpool wouldn't win.
     
  7. b*stard, just for a second there......

    Class post/topic.
     
  8. Any other dream headlines?


    [marq=left]PRIME MINISTER STEPS DOWN DUE TO MRSA INFECTION!


    or


    [/marq]POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MADE ILLEGAL
     
  9. just the thought of it makes me warm and fuzzy :wink:
     
  10. ahh zis can be arranged....

    Subversion anyone ?
     
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  12. PMSL!
     
  13. mmm carlsburg

    does it make u an alcoholic if you drink your own pi ss the morning after a session because there is no vodka left in the fridge?

    back to the mmm urine
     
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