TCH gets beaten up in London!

Unknown_Quantity

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#1
Carlsburg don't make news, but if they did it'd be the best news in the world. :D
 
#3
Unknown_Quantity said:
Carlsburg don't make news, but if they did it'd be the best news in the world. :D
Oh my ribs, my ribs. That is quality.
 
#4
Unknown_Quantity said:
Carlsburg don't make news, but if they did it'd be the best news in the world. :D
absolute class and it wasnt just me who pisssed meself, just think of it might actually mean the uk chav population do something for society!!

next stop bliar and two blags
 
#6
Murielson said:
Oh to dream .......
Too nice, unlike Oracle thinking that Liverpool wouldn't win.
 
#7
b*stard, just for a second there......

Class post/topic.
 
#8
Any other dream headlines?


[marq=left]PRIME MINISTER STEPS DOWN DUE TO MRSA INFECTION!


or


[/marq]POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MADE ILLEGAL
 
#11
[align=center]Able-bodied athlete wins Court of Human Rights appeal to take part in 2008 Paralymics in Beijing - Gold medal now 'in the bag' says British Olympic Committee[/align]
 
#12
Stained_Eligius said:
[align=center]Able-bodied athlete wins Court of Human Rights appeal to take part in 2008 Paralymics in Beijing - Gold medal now 'in the bag' says British Olympic Committee[/align]
PMSL!
 
#13
mmm carlsburg

does it make u an alcoholic if you drink your own pi ss the morning after a session because there is no vodka left in the fridge?

back to the mmm urine
 
#14
[align=center]!!!BREAKING NEWS!!![/align]

[marq=left]...Armed Forces personnel to be exempt tax whilst on operational tours...[/marq]
[marq=right]...Stamp duty to be abolished...[/marq][marq=left]...Inheritance tax threshold raised to GBP 5,000,000...[/marq]
[marq=right]..."3 strikes and you're out" gaoling policy to be implemented...[/marq]
[marq=left]...Any politician, 'special advisor' or civil servant found to be guilty of treason, malfeasance or corruption will be put in stocks at the Tower of London for 3 months followed by public execution…
[/marq]
 
#15
[align=right][marq=left]!!!Breaking News!!! Large number of Armed forces personel, on popular website, "ARRSE". Actualy sat there and waited to see if this message was important!!![/marq][/align]
 

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#19
Stained_Eligius said:
[align=center]Topical Application of Human faeces found to prevent human skin cancer - Scat Community 'overjoyed'[/align]
Duck Dodgers was thrilled with this news, "I'm mainstream now !" he squealed.
 
#20
Ok,

[align=center]BMA study links excessive wheelchair use to massively increased risk of blindness - British Council for the Disabled says 'Yeah God, we fücking love you too!'[/align]
 

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