TBLiar in for heart Op

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

  2. He's got a heart, I never noticed :twisted:

    must be spin 'must make Dear Leader seem more human, send him for a fake heart op'

    he's really a robot from planet B@stard 8O
  3. I hope he gets MRSA and dies. No, I really don't like you Blair.
  4. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

  5. and blood poisoning.

    I caught both after an op in a dirty filthy NHS hospital and nearly croaked, once I'd gone into shock it took 4 doctors and 3 nurses over 25 mins to NOT get a line in, thank god a paramedic walked past saw the chinese cluster f*ck going on round me walked over and got the line in on his second stab which was good going as by this time my viens had collapsed. He then took the shot of morphine off the nurse, who was trying to roll me over and jab me in the arse, and whacked straight in my thigh. I'm told that at this point I released one of the doctors from a vulcan death grip. I had it seems had a sense of humour failure and grabbed the doc telling him that if I was off to Valhalla he was coming too.

    Anyway back to the plot....I hope to send lying tosser Blair a "keep very ill" card.
  6. Why would news of Blair be on a website devoted to the german soldier in WW2 ????? :wink:
  7. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    MRSA is far too proletarian for a champagne socialist like Bliar. I suggest necrotising fasciitis as the minimum level of infection for someone of his standing. The prospect of him being eaten alive is a particularly pleasing one. Not that I'd really wish him ill or anything..... :twisted:
  8. Wonder how long that Cnut spent on a waiting list
  9. Everyone seems to have missed the real news of the night which is that Blair has stuck it to Gordon Brown and said that he intends to complete a third term as PM if Labour (as is almost inevitable) is re-elected. noteably he has made this statement at exactly the time when the press is full of a split between the two.
  10. Yes, thinking about it MRSA is not bad enough. He needs to catch something far more infectious so he passes it on to his family as well; then the frog and their brats will also cop it. Be nice if the fat bar-steward Prescott, the lying Buffoon, the spineless amoeba Straw and the Nazi-Blunkett also got some too.


    P.S No I don't like Tony very much and since I haven't threatened him (or incited others to do the same) and just expressed a wishful thought, it's not illegal yet Blunkett. But I'm sure in time SS Blunkett will criminalise thoughts as well...
  11. Bet you were good to your old mother, Chutley. Never gave her more than flesh wounds....... :D Can't disagree with your sentiments, though. How about leprosy for the lot of 'em? Maybe it's already started. Their integrity's already dropped off.
  12. Yep

    We lost last night ,but got a 20% swing ,so some consolation in that.

    Tories down in 4th.Not good for Michael Howards' leadership ,I expect yet another leadership challenge imminently.

    Seems Labour rallied their die-hard wrinkly vote ,and it carried the day for them.

    What a nice man that Labour candidate seemed ,especially after his speech :roll: Looks like Chavscum have finally got their man in Westminster.

    As for that Fathers 4 Justice nobber ,try that with me Clown boy and the Police would have had to pull my fist out of your throat.
  13. Fightin' talk, PTP. You don't happen to have Scots blood, do you? :D