I just received a scary looking brown envelope from the Inland Revenue. Turns out I overpaid tax last year and they've sent me a cheque for £320. Now I know it's not enough to retire on, but it's a nice bonus none the less. I've thought long and hard about what to spend it on and bearing in mind I have my first sprog inbound, (it's due tomorrow actually) I've decided to do the responsible thing and book an hour with a pair of high class Eastern European hookers. Anyone got any better ideas?