Tax win.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ravers, Nov 4, 2010.

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I just received a scary looking brown envelope from the Inland Revenue. Turns out I overpaid tax last year and they've sent me a cheque for £320.

    Now I know it's not enough to retire on, but it's a nice bonus none the less. I've thought long and hard about what to spend it on and bearing in mind I have my first sprog inbound, (it's due tomorrow actually) I've decided to do the responsible thing and book an hour with a pair of high class Eastern European hookers.

    Anyone got any better ideas?
     
  2. i think you have all bases covered mate
     
  3. I got one of them today as well, £266. Mate coming over from Frankfurt tomorrow for football weekend = win.
     
  4. Wish my dad was like you!
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Ravers, send it to me instead. I havn't been with a whore for years.
     
  6. Nappies, babywipes and poo bags.

    Say 'goodbye' to long nights on the piss & lay-in's and say a 'hello' to the shadow of your former life.
     

  7. Why would having kids stop him from going out and having a good time?


    TPBD
     
  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    That's only if it's a boy. There is a 50% chance it might be female, in which case I'll do the Chinese thing and dump it on the doorstep of a neighbour I don't get on with.
     
  9. "Why would having kids stop him from going out and having a good time? "


    Must be the Fuhrer of a missus I have then.

    Or Ravers could resort to the type of Victorian parenthood circa 1880 and just be a total jack cunt and the fuck the missus off at the high port, whilst servicing the chambermaid in the pantry.
     
  10. So that'll be a £320 Chinese takeaway, then. Seem expensive to me....
     
  11. Ravers think laterally man, book an hour with a dwarf clown hooker and post pics on here complete with you wearing Herefordesque black strips over your eyes so none of us will know it is you.

    You only get an hour for that amount of money as its very specialist whoring, urm allegedly!
     
  12. How 'high' is high class?
    I'd thought £320 would only go as far as a mediocre-looking drug-free cash-strapped single mum with good legs.

    I though 'high class' would be in the <£500 region.
     
  13. What if it's a boy and GINGER? Oh the shame of it.
     
  14. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I usually get a pretty good discount being essence and all.

    For you the going rate might be 500 quid.
     
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Bit young to send it cockle picking.

    You heartless bastard.