Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ringdoby, Sep 8, 2011.

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  1. My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand". The tattooist said "Give me a fucking chance mate, I've only just finished his turban..!"

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  2. Well I'm getting some rabbits tattooed on me baldy knapper.
    Cos from a distance they'll look like hairs.

    Taxi for one? That'll be mine mate!
  3. Yeh, it was funnier down the pub.
  4. I know, where do you think I heard it?