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I met a woman the other day who had a shell tattooed on the inside of her knee.
When I asked her why she had that, she said: "Well, when you put your ear to it, you hear the sea. You can try it if you want".
Well I tried it.
I couldn't hear the sea, but I could smell the fish!

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