Tattoo On My Arrse

#2
depends, were you made in britain or are you a johnny foreigner?
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#6
spark89 said:
I've got a tattoo on my arrse saying
'made in britian'
Is that offence? Or not?
No no no....


Offence is a barrier between two fields (normally with barbed wire)...

A tattoo is a military parade involving the massed bands of the army (bagpipes are involved) if this is all going on on your arrse is there something that you should be telling us?
 
#7
spark89 said:
I've got a tattoo on my arrse saying
'made in britian'
Is that offence? Or not?
You should go back and knock seven bells out of the tattooist.

What's a britian?


Damn, beaten to it.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
putteesinmyhands said:
spark89 said:
I've got a tattoo on my arrse saying
'made in britian'
Is that offence? Or not?
You should go back and knock seven bells out of the tattooist.

What's a britian?


Damn, beaten to it.
A spalling mistoke.















Or a very very new genus.
 
#10
clearly
 
#12
spark89 said:
I've got a tattoo on my arrse saying
'made in britian'
Is that offence? Or not?
Don't know about it being an offence, which rules are you going by? I'm offended by your bad spelling and ignorance though :evil:
 
#14
Mentioned this before, but worth repeating, there was a bloke in the TA who had two hands tatooed on his arse. He, of course, wanted them done as if some hot babe was pulling him on, but the bloke who did it got a bit confused and tatooed them the wrong way around so that it looked like he was being bummed.

He took it in good part, and people were reduced to a soapy mess on the top of their flip-flops when they say it for the first time.
 
#15
My wife had a small butterfly tattooed on her arse when she was 18 and now 25 years on it looks like a golden eagle!
 
#16
Pling said:
My wife had a small butterfly tattooed on her arse when she was 18 and now 25 years on it looks like a golden eagle!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Like it!


Hmm, if it is indeed "Britian" and not the correct "Britain"? there was a lad in one of my former Units who had that mistake done, the tattoo was on his arm and not his arse, he had it done with a U.J. waving around it...
 

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