Tattoo all gays with health warnings!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 6, 2008.

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Looks like we'll have to pay more attention in future. Don't want to end up getting on the wrong bus!
     
  2. mmm, in that case I think the same should apply to NAAFI birds.
     
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    He is right. Sodomy can seriously damage one's health. My piles are bad enough just coping with an exit, let alone in ingress. As for fellatio killing; well, when those gaps in my memory allow, I can say that it feels as if I had died and gone to Heaven. Is that what he meant?
     
  4. To Facking right, in fact they should be branded with a hot iron as well.
    long live the reverend and his open opinion, im with him all the way!

    with his opinion that is, not 'him'. :D
     
  5. Why? Because Tatchell finds him offensive? Well I find Tatchell offensive in the extreme, expecially his opinons on the age of consent, but I am not calling for his resignation, his death from something horrible maybe but not his resignation.

    Not this hetrosexual staff.
     
  6. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    We don't need to know about your heterosexual staff. Put it away.
     
  7. Double agreed !!! can we not cut off an arm as well just to make sure they are recognised for what they are.........sexual deviants :D
     
  8. He should have the right to say anything he likes, just because I happen to find what he says offensive doesn't change that.

    He is obviously one of the very few straight priests in the CofE becuase his 'poetry' is utter drivel ;)
     
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He's a vicar!

    So, a sky-faery kiddly fiddler doesn't like botty-robbers.

    People in glass trancepts . . . .
     
  10. Can we tattoo all clergymen with a health warning to all schoolboys. Might be more appropriate.
     
  11. But what would these fag (every pun intended) packet style warnings be?

    GAY SEX MAY LOWER THE SPERM COUNT AND DECREASE FERTILITY

    Well, duh
     
  12. He's got my vote, we all know what AIDS stands for.

    Arrse Injected Death Sentence.

    It's not a coincidence you know.
     
  13. I was reading that the Rev Mullen, when he was "stationed" by God in Harrogate, outraged his parishioners by deserting his wife & family for another woman. As the Bible condemns adultery, fornication and Jesus specifically condemns divorce, perhaps the Rev Mullen should have the following words tattooed on his AARSE:

    Do what I say not what I do!

    And on his chin: I love my mistress
     
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer