Tasty Bollox!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 2, 2008.

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  1. Why am I not surprised that he's from Serbia?
     
  2. Looks like the mutts nuts........


    Coat? mine's the one with the hood thanks....
     
  3. Asked my wife if she wanted balls for tea.

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    Never, Never again
     
  4. Your wife's called Ed? :?
     
  5. :clap: :clap:
     
  6. Have you copped the size of the spuds on the front of his book!!!!!!! :chef: :omfg: :puker:

    All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles."
     
  7. Yeah he looks familiar ...............but whose the dick?????


    Penis enlargement ......................get a midget to put your dick in their mouth.
     
  8. You dont need to be jamie oliver in the kitchen to get battered balls,
    having said that if jamie oliver was in my kitchen I would certainly batter his balls.
    WITH A BASEBALL BAT the cnut :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  9. You dont need to be jamie oliver in the kitchen to get battered balls,
    having said that if you were jamie oliver I would certainly batter his balls.
    WITH A BASEBALL BAT the cnut
     
  10. What's wrong with a squirt of shower gel and a quick scratch?
     
  11. in canada we attended a "cutting party" for all the bulls, prairie oysters were the delicacy, one female asked if she wanted to try them was like "oooohhhh yeh i luv oysters" didnt understand why we were laughuing till we asked her where we would get oysters from in the middle of the day on the prarie?!?!?!
    i find them a little chewy tho....
     
  12. I used to work for a horse vet.... when you've seen one you've seen 'em all...