Tasteless songs that are rarely sung.

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  1. One immediately comes to mind....

    We're all going to Auschwitz, we're all going to Auschwitz, tra - la -la -la, tra - la - la -la.
     
  2. If you're happy and you know it beat your wife, beat your wife! if your happy and you know it and you really want to show it if your happy and you know it beat your wife!!
     
  3. the chicken song's B side - Ive never met a nice South African!!!
     
  4. ' A sweaty sock besides a torn french letter, a dose of syphilis that won't get better,

    Oh how my ring piece stings - these little things remind me of you...'
     
  5. To the tune of Magic Moments.

    ' We walked in the park and just for a lark we p1ssed all over the flowers - she lay on her back I played with her crack for hours and hours..'
     
  6. Anyone know the alternative version of Scotland the brave........there is a bit about wee fat jocks
     
  7. 'Ghost Riders in the Sky.'

    ' The Lady of the Manor was dressing for the Ball, when she spied upon a Tinker having a p1ss against the wall,

    With his mighty kidney wiper and his balls the size of three - and a yard and a half of foreskin..., hanging down below his knees.'
     
  8. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    ditto:

    "Remember the night you fell in the sh**te you had your good suit on?
    The one that you got for saving a lot of embassy coupons"

    "That wasnt the grass that tickled your ass, that was my finger,
    The smell of your sweat, i ll never forget, oh how it did linger.......

    Tragic, moments...............
     
  9. Missed the bucket last night
    Messed all over the floor
    Cleaned it up with my tooth brush
    Don't clean my teeth much any more
     
  10. From Amelia by The Mission
    'Daddy loves you more than Mummy ever can'

    sick enough.

    RP
     
  11. A morning mouth that tastes like putty, a lingering memory that seems quite smutty, an open wound down the side of my dick, these things remind me of you, just you....er Heather.
     
  12. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Sung to the tune of Alanis Morissette's jagged little pill evil Scotsman
     
  13. bretta....but if you are a German, you can kiss your arrse goodbye.....Golden!!!
     
  14. P.O.Ds 'Here comes the Boom' while standing in line at airport security
     
  15. "Where do you go to my lovely"....
    "You look like Lassie with acne,
    You dance like Biffo the Bear,
    Your name is in all the shithouses,
    You have lice in your pubic hair,
    And on your back,
    And on your legs,
    A hah hah hah..."