Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DrGonzo1, Aug 19, 2012.

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  1. Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts “im the hardest fucker in here”
    The barman replies “of course you are mate, your a piece of tarmac”!.
    Then in walks a piece of red tarmac and says “ill fight any fooker in here,who wants a beating”?
    black tarmac stays silent!
    Barman says to black tarmac “why didnt u say anythin, i thought u wanted a fight”?
    black tarmac replies “i do,but im not messin round with him hes a fuckin cyclepath”
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