I was sat chowing down on my Big Mac this lunchtime, reading "The Other Side of the Hill" and minding my own. Suddenly there on the other side of the window is a small mlarring mong-girl in pink anorak, with pink balloon on a stick which she is banging on the window. She smiled at me in an intimate, nay confidential way, which lead me to wonder..."If we, Arrsers that is, can tell mongs from the general population then can mlaarring mongs tell us from the general population too?" Her carer/handler/some rotten paedo then came up and led the mong-ette away. He paused as he took her by the hand and looked me in the eye, shrugged apologetically as if to say "Well, what can you do? Eh?"...I thought to myself, yes they can tell the Arrsers even when not wearing the tie or THE socks!