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There's this "nice bloke", see. Often termed a Gent, bit vulnerable, self confessed PTSD fruitcake (no offence meant so just apply safety catch) oozing mongness possibly, and just well "nice". So nice, probably so mongy, that women notice, and leg it
quick..Most women want something different to erm me, like your average cad that bangs their back doors in shortly after the word "hello" and doesn't have mong or fruitcake across their foreheads (so not me, then)
So, ammunition issued:
1. Tw@t and deserves all the abuse he gets
2. Mongy types should sh@g rubber, inflatable women only
3. Stay away from foul mouthed chavvy slappers anyway mate
4. Women only feel sorry for mongs and shag them out of pity
5. You're a dismal failure and a disgrace to the gender
In honour of receiving top notch abuse and derisive remarks from the now departed , brief encounter, who probably spotted the difference, it's Happy Hour and you can blat off excess ammo and your finest abuse, this way.
I love it really
Hole....probably

So, ammunition issued:
1. Tw@t and deserves all the abuse he gets
2. Mongy types should sh@g rubber, inflatable women only
3. Stay away from foul mouthed chavvy slappers anyway mate
4. Women only feel sorry for mongs and shag them out of pity
5. You're a dismal failure and a disgrace to the gender
In honour of receiving top notch abuse and derisive remarks from the now departed , brief encounter, who probably spotted the difference, it's Happy Hour and you can blat off excess ammo and your finest abuse, this way.
I love it really
Hole....probably