Targets Up...In Your Own Time....At Mong

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tremaine, Oct 27, 2009.

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  1. There's this "nice bloke", see. Often termed a Gent, bit vulnerable, self confessed PTSD fruitcake (no offence meant so just apply safety catch) oozing mongness possibly, and just well "nice". So nice, probably so mongy, that women notice, and leg it :roll: quick..Most women want something different to erm me, like your average cad that bangs their back doors in shortly after the word "hello" and doesn't have mong or fruitcake across their foreheads (so not me, then) :D

    So, ammunition issued:

    1. Tw@t and deserves all the abuse he gets
    2. Mongy types should sh@g rubber, inflatable women only
    3. Stay away from foul mouthed chavvy slappers anyway mate
    4. Women only feel sorry for mongs and shag them out of pity
    5. You're a dismal failure and a disgrace to the gender

    In honour of receiving top notch abuse and derisive remarks from the now departed , brief encounter, who probably spotted the difference, it's Happy Hour and you can blat off excess ammo and your finest abuse, this way.

    I love it really :eek:










    Hole....probably
     
  2. Me! me! me! ............................Yawn - goodnight.
     
  3. Good start....kind of
     
  4. What the fuck are you talking about?
     
  5. Send BATCO setting?
     
  6. **Yawn** throw a free range day, and they're fecked. :roll:
     
  7. 5

    Man the fuck up you birthsack.
     
  8. Thats more like it :wink:
     
  9. I'm confused. Where is the chicken in all this then?
     
  10. That last one's feckin worse than the OP FFS! :evil:
     
  11. Put down the bottle. Step away from the computer. :roll:
     
  12. :D Totally dry me, mate. That just leaves "knob" on a downer then :wink:
     
  13. What he said.
     
  14. Are you financially secure?