Target will fcuk off to the pub when hit

#1
Seems to me that the usual good-natured (???) if crude banter of ARRSE has been replaced by a series of very personal and pretty childish slanging matches tonight.

SO, it's Xmas Eve, I'm not doing Xmas, anyone wants to throw shyte, throw it this way and leave off each other.

LJH is designated pop-up man for the night.


Target is on its way out the door, beer time wasting, CARRY ON!



[marq=right]HAPPY Christmas, and a Great 2006 to you all ;)[/marq]
 
#7
Any normal, man like fellow, with a tarnished and frankly concerning reputation such as yours would have taken the hint long ago.

You still comeback and spout your sickly dribble, I was just wondering which audience you are playing to, pals must be few and far between
 
#8
MDN,

This thread was a genuine effort to distract attention from the general shít that's been fltying tonight and give it a focus so that all could have a happy Christmas.

Unfortunately, a MOD decided to put it where it couldn't do that. I tried to approach you in chat, you left. I have already explained my position to the COs, they read and decided I should stay. I came into chat tonight to offer the same to you, but you left. If you are too blinkered to listen, that is not my problem.

For the record, THIS is a link to the Email I sent the COs explaining the background to my record (which I don't deny having btw). At least one user on here has seen the full paperwork involved in the case and can verify it if required, but I would rather keep her out of this. PM me if you want details and I'll forward your request.


For any that want my details ( yes, I HAVE received threats through this), PM me directly rather than asking others, and I'll supply them

Please note, as I'm no longer serving, persec is not an issue, so MODs please leave the offer above. Thank you

LJH


Edited to add:

Honest wishes for a great christmas and the best year ever to all ARRSE users.

[align=center]HAPPY CHRISTMAS![/align]
 
#9
In 1993 I left the army with a wife, two step children, and one child of our own. Sometime near the end of 1994, my step-son (then about 11) saw me masturbating to a porn video,late one night. His mother and I talked about it, and it was left at that until early 1998. By that time, we'd separated and she decided she wanted a divorce. The matter of what happened was at THAT time reported to the police and I was arrested, interviewed and eventually charged. My legal advice at the time was very clear that the only way to defend myself would be to get the child (by now about 14) into court as a witness against his mother, so I pleaded guilty to an act of gross indecency in front of a child while the case was still in Magistrates court.
Seriously dude, there is such thing as TMI!

Quit while your ahead!
 
#13
Flashy, not sure wtf your pics mean, but do I really give a shit on the Give-a-fuck-ometer myself? Check your chat record if in doubt ;)

Anya, I agree, I didn't have to. But it's an open site so figured I'd be open. More that whoever ( and I KNOW it wasn't MDN & co) started the bullshit was.

That last sentence made SO much gramatical sense this Xmas Eve. If it doesent when read back, try again after a bottle of voddy ;)
 
#14
Sniveling excuse for a fella.

Die in a fire on the morning of your birthday.

Nonce wrote
who I had met at the xmas crawl, and asked his advice as a Mod about possible persec issues. He agreed that he would "beef up" the persec reminder in the Naafi.
You've been challenged about this before and you failed to deliver the goods, sadly the kangaroo court thread is locked away in another forum so can't be referred to. If you recall these so called persec issues were none existant, unless of course me confessing to being a Mortgage broker compromises myself.

How do you explain 'Loretta' Still posting upto a month ago?

The fact and the truth remains that you were guilty of a crime of a sexual nature with a minor. You served a custodial sentence. You were placed on a register of offenders.

All prisons are full of people who didn't do it.

Any normal person, would have just gone instead of embarassing themselves, instead of bringing the real world to the screens of arse.
 
#16
So your a convicted nonce bringing attention to yourself on a public military board?

Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him.

Someone break out the mess baseball bat, a Webley round would be a waste of money
 
#17
Aunty Stella said:
So your a convicted nonce bringing attention to yourself on a public military board?

Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him.

Someone break out the mess baseball bat, a Webley round would be a waste of money
You two get on then?

He was actually putting himself in the line up on my defence.

At least some people took the time to call me yesterday and today.

Out.
 
#18
Dale the snail said:
Aunty Stella said:
So your a convicted nonce bringing attention to yourself on a public military board?

Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him.

Someone break out the mess baseball bat, a Webley round would be a waste of money
You two get on then?

He was actually putting himself in the line up on my defence.

At least some people took the time to call me yesterday and today.

Out.
Why?Do you wank kids too? You could start a mixed pairs "downhill" team.
 
#20
Dale the snail said:
He was actually putting himself in the line up on my defence.
Charges of having a head made of leather aren't likely to carry a custodial sentence, sadly

Dale the snail said:
At least some people took the time to call me yesterday and today.
The thread isn't about who called you yesterday, Jack started it in order to get his grubby secret off his chest.