Tara Palmer Tomkinson needs a new nose for the Royal Wedding !!

jvb1988

War Hero
She best join the queue after Mike Tyndall then. Can see Princess Anne forcing everyone to get nose jobs at gunpoint.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
I'd quite happily do to her body

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And I'm pretty sure none of my mates has ever fucked a nose. Whats not to like?
 
Will Tara Palmer-Tomkinson get her new nose in time for the Royal Wedding? | Mail Online

This silly cow is hoping to get her nose rebuilt before the Royal Wedding. With three weeks to go I can't see it happening. She was stupid enough to be a Coke head so should be left as a walking advert for what being a druggie does to your body !!

Thats the problem, only an idiot doesnt wash out their nostrils after a session. Other methods, such as alternating nostril and clearing out the synus prior to the party starting can assist with users feeling less bunged up.

You need to get that shit high up in your hooter, an empty Betting Shop pen or half a McDonalds drinking straw are perfect and can be used time and time again.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
drawing unflattering comparisons to a boxer who had taken a beating in the ring.
you can make up your own jokes/offers to give her a beating in the ring.
 
........ not even pretty to look at.

Not quite sure about that........she lives two houses away from me.

Sure, she's got a gopping head and an ironing board rack.........but..........she has a habit of prancing around the street in unfeasably short skirts.....I mean REALLY short.

Fair play to her......she's got long legs an arse to behold. Seriously, a genuine ten point arse. I can't count the number of times the gentlest of wind gusts has exposed her g-string constrained buttocks.

She's certainly not shy.
 
Not quite sure about that........she lives two houses away from me.

Sure, she's got a gopping head and an ironing board rack.........but..........she has a habit of prancing around the street in unfeasably short skirts.....I mean REALLY short.

Fair play to her......she's got long legs an arse to behold. Seriously, a genuine ten point arse. I can't count the number of times the gentlest of wind gusts has exposed her g-string constrained buttocks.

She's certainly not shy.

Can you get me a meet? Ive some shite hot Peruvian Flake and a couple of corporate passes to the Eye?
 
Don't know her personally, but you can set up an OP at my place.........bound to get contact.

Get yourself a microwave and some bicarb mate........given the nose issue she's probably cooking her own these days.
 
Bring a gag, bitch can shout like an RSM.

Word of advice........don't get into her flat, she plays nothing but a tragi-comedic track she recorded a while ago at 11.

Normally fine, but it's got a weird time signature that'll put you off your stroke.
 
Bring a gag, bitch can shout like an RSM.

Word of advice........don't get into her flat, she plays nothing but a tragi-comedic track she recorded a while ago at 11.

Normally fine, but it's got a weird time signature that'll put you off your stroke.

What a ******* nutter..Aside from the medium of talent she may have once had and the fact she is skinny, she could be a pads wife through and through.
 
i would but only cause i'm bored
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
My ex flatmate used to rag her for a bit, he said she was gash. He got a nice watch out of her though.
 
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christ.

for a forum full of internet hardmen full of tall stories and opinions, you do like to discuss womens dresses and nosejobs suspiciously often.
 

Wag Tail

Old-Salt
She's as mad as a bag of weasels but I most certainly would, although she needs to sort her priorities out.

A decent set of tits first please?
 

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