Tanning Beds

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DeltaDog, Sep 23, 2010.

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  1. Legitimate route to bronzed-godliness, or deplorable activity akin to sucking off men for cash and/or driving a Toyota Prius?
  2. every PTI recommends them, how can they be wrong???
  3. If you want to look like a well worn orange leather seat in a classic car with or maybe without skin cancer in your later years they're definately worth a pop
  4. Go to Weatherfield/Manchester all the cast of Corrie seem to be bronzed 365 days a year.
  5. Next your'll be telling us getting my back waxed is a sin!
  6. Fekkin hermer kit!!!....Over here Merkil is wanting to levy a tax on them! :grin:
  7. This is the way to go, you will go brown even where the sun don't shine

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  8. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    If you are a bloke the its akin to driving a pink Prius.
  9. You have a hairdressers car, you dozy fucking puff.
  10. It's sunburnt?
  11. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    I have a Honda Accord 2.0l Vtech. So swing and a miss to Herr Flick with a yorkshire accent
  12. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    I would never use a tanning bed, I have seen final destination.