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Last words heard from the mouth of the hot dog sales man at the bottom of the Twin towers?

'Who ordered the Jumbo'


This'll be the new sick jokes thread then?

Ah well, here goes........

Q.What's black and blue and fcuks kids?

A. Michael Jackson in his lucky blue suit.
The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".

Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
Probably an old one:

What's the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?

One's made of plastic and f*cks kids.

The other's a plastic bag. :D
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

I'll get my coat.....
Did you here the one about ellen macarthur losing her round the world race?

She was beat by an indonesian on a deck chair :twisted:
Whats red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

I'll get me coat. :roll:

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