Tank recognition

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  1. What is the difference between a British tank and an Iraqi tank?

    How the f*ck should I know, I'm American. :lol:
  2. :D :D :D


    Of course, the real answer is: 'I don't fücking care, I'm American'.
  3. Last words heard from the mouth of the hot dog sales man at the bottom of the Twin towers?

    'Who ordered the Jumbo'
  4. This'll be the new sick jokes thread then?

    Ah well, here goes........

    Q.What's black and blue and fcuks kids?

    A. Michael Jackson in his lucky blue suit.
  5. The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".

    Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
  6. Probably an old one:

    What's the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?

    One's made of plastic and f*cks kids.

    The other's a plastic bag. :D
  7. Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

    Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

    The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

    I'll get my coat.....
  8. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    Smallest book in the world- US DoD book of AFV recognition.
  9. Did you here the one about ellen macarthur losing her round the world race?

    She was beat by an indonesian on a deck chair :twisted:
  10. This is an old one:

    How do you make a pentagon into a circle?

    Plane off the sides. :roll:
  11. What's blue and fcuks your Grandmother?


    I thank you
  12. Whats red and invisible?

    No tomatoes.

    I'll get me coat. :roll:
  13. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?

    Christopher Reeves got the electric chair, and OJ walked!
  14. The British ones have got orange "Aiming Markers" on the roof :lol: :oops: