Tank Heavn for Leetle Gurls...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jan 25, 2008.

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  1. Ah, the Good, the Bad and the Fugly..

    Seems that Hayden Panetierre, the Heroes' Cheerleader is so into saving whales as her pet project that she's selling off all her clothes [ yeah, right] to raise money for the cause.. So, if any randy guys want to get into Hayden's pants they can order them up from her website: panetierrescloset..

    course,to pull them on you got to have a 24 inch waist..FFS.

    on the flip side, its been announced that Jamie Lynn, Slutney's younger sister, currently up the stump with youngun, will ' give up' her baby so that she can be 'free' to persue her career and ' mature' in her craft , as, being only 16 she isn't yet ready for motherhood.

    Granny Lynn, Jamie and Britney's mom, will do the kid- raisin' back at the tar shack in Looosiana [ quality parenting skills there ].. and rumours swirl that the ' father' of Jamies' little luv bundle isn't her 18 year old paramour but a [ ahem ] much older Disney executive who has been ' mentoring' Jamie Lynnn on her show [ she started on Zoey 101 when she was 13 ]..seems to me that's a classic case of grooming and kiddie fiddling but, I'm sure these rumours are all unfounded and the lawyers have advised me untrue malicious gossip with no basis in fact [ last sentence written under protest of bankrupting lawsuit from Mickey ]..

    Got to love Hollywood..nice to see its moved past its grief on losing Heath to poor drug therapy....
  2. Nah....just wear them like a set of "Hamburg Headwarmers"
  3. 24inches? chubby b'tch.