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  1. Bloke goes into a chemist and asks where the tampons are.
    The assistant directs him towards the feminine hygiene section.
    Five minutes later he goes to the counter with a bag of cotton wool and a toilet roll.
    The assistants asks him 'I thought you wanted tampons ?', to which the bloke replied;
    'Yesterday I sent my mrs out to pick me up a pack of 20 cigs, she came back with a pouch of baccy and a packet of papers. Lets see how she likes rolling her own.' :)
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  2. for those who are too shy to ask...... no, I'm not on the Cillit bang, nor the toilet Duck....!!
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  3. My Doris rolls her own, hence a large order of cotton wool being delivered.:rolleyes:
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  4. The_Duke

    The_Duke LE Moderator

    Nearly a year for yet another shit post a long dead thread?

    Get a grip.
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