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Tampax

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#1
Two little boys walked into a chemists. "May I help you?," asked the assistant. "We'd like a box of Tampax, please," replied the older boy.



"Is it for your mother?," the assistant asked. "No," the boy replied.



"Oh, then it must be for your big sister." said the curious assistant.



"No, it's for my little brother," the older boy replied enthusiastically. "We heard on TV that if you use Tampax you can swim and ride a bike and he can't do either one yet."
 
#11
Indeed but I shall shortly be busying myself in Ibiza.


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sounds good! I am back In Saigon but will be in honkers shortly.

we've derailed the thread so:
teacher asks the class for the meaning of "predator". Little Johnny shouts out "vibrator, miss". No says the teacher, a predator is an animal that eats other animals. Well, says Johnny, my sisters got a vibrator and she says it fucking eats batteries!
 

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