Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

#4
They've allowed 'Number 16 Bus Shelter' and 'Violence'??? What's the matter with these people? And by that I mean the parents and the birth registration place!! Numptys, the lot of them!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
You wait till I get home and tell our Chicken Chow Mein Pot Noodle tastes better than orange Opel Fruits about this, he wont believe it.
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
Solution: 9mm to the head, and then bill the family for the round and the soldier's daily rate.

As Gordon Ramsay would say:

"9mm, head"

"Pull Trigger"

"Bill Family"

"Sorting out Chavs - Done"
 
#7
Cinderella Beauty Blossom

Not that I would ever ever call my child this I don't see how it's that bad, can be shortend to Cindi, which again is't so bad

well a hell of alot better than bus shelter
 
#8
My son Basildon Bowl and my daughter, mark 3 Escort don’t seem to mind they’re just glad they’re not Bob Geldofs kids

Fifi Trixibelle
Pixie
Peaches Honeyblossom
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
 
#9
B_AND_T said:
You wait till I get home and tell our Chicken Chow Mein Pot Noodle tastes better than orange Opel Fruits about this, he wont believe it.
In that case dare we ask what 'B and T' actually stands for then???
 
#15
Wishful_Thinking said:
4-8-Alfa said:
Wishful_Thinking said:
B_AND_T said:
You wait till I get home and tell our Chicken Chow Mein Pot Noodle tastes better than orange Opel Fruits about this, he wont believe it.
In that case dare we ask what 'B and T' actually stands for then???
Bitter and Twisted?
I can't believe you answered that 48A!!! :lol:
Just a wild guess :D
 
#16
so when me and Mrs Stilts have kids we can't name our son Bigusdickus or daughter Allotavigina then Bugger so its back to Tarqiun and Esmarelda then!

Stilts
 
#17
4-8-Alfa said:
My son Basildon Bowl and my daughter, mark 3 Escort don’t seem to mind they’re just glad they’re not Bob Geldofs kids

Fifi Trixibelle
Pixie
Peaches Honeyblossom
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
To be fair that last one is the offspring of Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates, who seems to be the common thread in this particular family of awful names.
 
#18
4-8-Alfa said:
The American Indians used to name their offspring after events or sights observed during birth ie, Silver Moon, Running Deer, Laughing Brook, etc.

Two Dogs Fucking wasn't best pleased :lol:
One Man Bucket's brother, per chance?
 
#19
Benson & Hedges (twins).

I bet they just love their parents.
 

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