Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sangreal, Jul 24, 2008.

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  1. New Zealand gets tough on chavvy names.

    Crap Names

    I'm not sure why twins can be called Benson & Hedges but not Fish & Chips? :?
  2. Sex Fruit??
  3. Reminds me of the joke about the kid called "Breeze Block" :D
  4. They've allowed 'Number 16 Bus Shelter' and 'Violence'??? What's the matter with these people? And by that I mean the parents and the birth registration place!! Numptys, the lot of them!
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    You wait till I get home and tell our Chicken Chow Mein Pot Noodle tastes better than orange Opel Fruits about this, he wont believe it.
  6. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

    Solution: 9mm to the head, and then bill the family for the round and the soldier's daily rate.

    As Gordon Ramsay would say:

    "9mm, head"

    "Pull Trigger"

    "Bill Family"

    "Sorting out Chavs - Done"
  7. Cinderella Beauty Blossom

    Not that I would ever ever call my child this I don't see how it's that bad, can be shortend to Cindi, which again is't so bad

    well a hell of alot better than bus shelter
  8. My son Basildon Bowl and my daughter, mark 3 Escort don’t seem to mind they’re just glad they’re not Bob Geldofs kids

    Fifi Trixibelle
    Peaches Honeyblossom
    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
  9. In that case dare we ask what 'B and T' actually stands for then???
  10. Bitter and Twisted?
  11. mysteron

    mysteron LE Book Reviewer

  12. The American Indians used to name their offspring after events or sights observed during birth ie, Silver Moon, Running Deer, Laughing Brook, etc.

    Two Dogs Fucking wasn't best pleased :lol:
  13. I can't believe you answered that 48A!!! :lol:
  14. That slapper, er Galmour Model(?), Jordan named her kids:

    Junior Savva Andreas


    Princess Tiáamii

  15. Just a wild guess :D