Talking of unnecessary remakes: The Wicker Man


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I was mortified at the weekend to see a film trailer. As it went on I couldn't help but notice how it looked like a Hollywood remake of The Wicker Man.

Shock horror: I was right. For crying out loud!

I mean, who is going to play the role of Britt Ekland dancing naked? I suddenly have this powerful image of a fine pair of upstanding nips. Mmmm.

Shock horror! In verifying the correct spelling of Wicker (a fairly even split on the internet, so I had to resort to a refence book), I have learned that Ekland used a body double!

Still, nice pair of nips.

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