I was mortified at the weekend to see a film trailer. As it went on I couldn't help but notice how it looked like a Hollywood remake of The Wicker Man. Shock horror: I was right. For crying out loud! I mean, who is going to play the role of Britt Ekland dancing naked? I suddenly have this powerful image of a fine pair of upstanding nips. Mmmm. Shock horror! In verifying the correct spelling of Wicker (a fairly even split on the internet, so I had to resort to a refence book), I have learned that Ekland used a body double! Still, nice pair of nips.