Talking Dog.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Monty417, Feb 15, 2011.

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    A guy is driving around Dublin and he sees a sign in front of a house:
    'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
    dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.

    'You talk?' he asks.
    'Yes,' the Lab replies.

    'So, what's the story?'

    The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
    was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda
    about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
    country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no-one
    figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
    spies for eight years running.'

    'But the jetting around really tired me out, I knew I wasn't getting
    any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
    airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
    characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I retired, got married, had a load of puppies and now I just take it easy.'

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the dog.

    'Ten euros' the man says.

    'Ten euros? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
    so cheaply?'

    'B'Jesus' says the owner 'Because he's a feckin' liar. He never did any of that shite.'