Talking Dog

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Luton:

    "Talking Dog for Sale."

    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Sure do." the dog replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The dog looks up and says,

    "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping." The dog paused

    "I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."

    "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." The dog took a drink

    "I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed.

    He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

    The owner says, "Ten quid."

    The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Cause he's a forking liar. He's never done any of that stuff"