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#2
Most of them are illiterate, so I imagine there would be lots of smilies and possibly some 'LOL's.
 

Auld-Yin

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#3
Most of them are illiterate, so I imagine there would be lots of smilies and possibly some 'LOL's.
Bit like Arrse then :eye: :excited: :nod: LOL
 

Biped

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#5
I would imagine it's full of people with dodgy facial hair repeatedly chucking 'Alahu Ackbar' around the threads like it's all the rage - quite likely every time they post something, they bung one in. Personally, I'd lob it into my sig block and save time.
 
#6
They probably have and Old and Bold forum with posts like

"remember when all you needed was a shitty stick to kill infidels"

"I was a whirling dervish until me knees gave out"

"Those young Jihadis have it too easy now, I remember when we used to have to lick the cave clean wit tounge"

Etc ec
 

OldSnowy

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#7
I would think that internet access is pretty good in most of Pakistan, so that's not really a problem. Satellite internet is not cheap, but if someone else is paying then why not use it? (Bit like DII, then)

Most of their Forums will be a tad different to ours - but one will not. I would think that their "Old and Bold" forum is full of old fart Talibs going on about their fights in the NWFP against the Brits, and moaning about how crappy AK47s are compared to Lee-Enfields and Martini-Henrys.
 
#10
If they have a training wing forum, would they have a thread titled 101 to blow yourself up?
 
#12
Will this do?

Can't see their equivalent of the Lady Thread though. Or anything about following through or swamping.
 
#13
They probably get adverts at the bottom of the Thread like: 'Buy a Wife from Match.afg!!! These girls like it all night long... Cooking and cleaning that is! Now with detachable noses!'
 
#14
Goat thread (No GSH shots) NSFW III

 
#15
Most of their Forums will be a tad different to ours - but one will not. I would think that their "Old and Bold" forum is full of old fart Talibs going on about their fights in the NWFP against the Brits, and moaning about how crappy AK47s are compared to Lee-Enfields and Martini-Henrys.
Bloody sprog! The Jezzail - now THAT was a gun..
 
#16
They've already blown up the outrage bus.
 
#17
Not to forget the Muj section in the old & bold and the marketplace where you can flog anything from a wife to a stinger!
 
#18
I wonder what their version of 'ally' is?
Clothy?
Wooly?
Smelly?
Or beardy perhaps?
 
#19
I suppose they would class the extremist English Muslim Students as the Taliban Territorial Army and Taliban ACF, who would be classed as a Taliban Walt though....I suppose they would have better methods of outing a WALT though...beheading WALTS might be an option!! do you think ARRSE could adapt that method in the future for all our wonderful WALT hunters.
 

wedge_cadman

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#20
They'll have a Good Bin Laden and a Bad Bin Laden.
in the QMs section there'll be Stinger Instructions
FOB reviews in the Property Section
 

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