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Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? It's his photo ID

What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? Nothing, yet.

How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1...

What is the Taliban's national bird? Duck

How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their Air Force.

What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? Two days.

Why don't Bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? They can't stand bread.

Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? Because the camels can't handle it!
 
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