All this talk about prison got me thinking about the glass house in Colchester. How many of you have been there? I've heard loads of stories about it from me Dad ... but do any of you have any tales? Also, when I join the paras and am in the forces what advice do you have for me if I ever get sent to military prison? It's very likely because of my gangsta mentality and bad boy ways. How do survive my stay at the glass house and what should I expect? Are there any particular things to look out for?