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Taking your son to lose his virginity?

#1
Are you a father helping your son to lose his virginity? Do you have a plan of action to help him graduate into adulthood? If so, Betty TV wants to hear from you. We are making a sensitive documentary for Channel 4 about fathers who are keen to help their sons lose their virginity and are considering the options – maybe going on holiday to put them in the paths of like-minded young women or paying for them to sleep with a professional.

If this is you please get in touch ASAP. We’d love to speak to you in confidence – please call Jon or Gillian direct on 0207 907 0889 or email jon@bettytv.co.uk or gillian@bettytv.co.uk
 
#2
Do you think we've all changed our minds since yesterday?

Try again tomorrow.
 
#3
Jon_C said:
Are you a father helping your son to lose his virginity? Do you have a plan of action to help him graduate into adulthood? If so, Betty TV wants to hear from you. We are making a sensitive documentary for Channel 4 about fathers who are keen to help their sons lose their virginity and are considering the options – maybe going on holiday to put them in the paths of like-minded young women or paying for them to sleep with a professional.

If this is you please get in touch ASAP. We’d love to speak to you in confidence – please call Jon or Gillian direct on 0207 907 0889 or email jon@bettytv.co.uk or gillian@bettytv.co.uk
Yes!

My father is talking about us going away for a holiday for just this reason!

Do you pay expenses and do you need a receipt for "One week knocky knocky big time - Phuhket."
 
#5
Civilised? Us? On a subject like this?

C'mon, its just not fair..

(waits for Forces Sweetheart to shout "Waaahh")
 
#7
Hmm I always wandered what kind of person would go onto a 'reality' TV programme. In this instance I would feel really sorry for the son.

Imagine back to when you were say 16, and still a virgin. Then your Dad brought in a load of TV cameras to show the world your a virgin. Even if he does get laid in Ibiza or by a pro, what then? The poor lads are going to get laughed out of any night club they go into, although they might get a few pity shags I suppose.

Still, what a way to ruin a lads sex life literally before it begins.
 
#9
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Yes, I hate to spoil fun but keeping the COs happy is my raison d'être...

It did make me think of this weirdness though.
The mind boggles at what he'll be offered to study for his A levels... :D
 
#10
So in the middle of a "We haven't got a pot to piss in" moment, where Uk forces in two sandpits are slogging their guts out and in some cases spilling them into the desert sands for the sake of Mr B.liar. Where yet again we have a re-run of "Lions led by donkeys". We are expected to take a thread like this seriously. I dont fukin think so! I Repeat.

"sorry I can't help but my Ex-wife is saving that particular privilege for herself"

And she is well and truly my ex as today the Judge signed the bloody consent order! So party at my place.
 
#11
Jon_C said:
Are you a father helping your son to lose his virginity? Do you have a plan of action to help him graduate into adulthood? If so, Betty TV wants to hear from you. We are making a sensitive documentary for Channel 4 about fathers who are keen to help their sons lose their virginity and are considering the options – maybe going on holiday to put them in the paths of like-minded young women or paying for them to sleep with a professional.

If this is you please get in touch ASAP. We’d love to speak to you in confidence – please call Jon or Gillian direct on 0207 907 0889 or email jon@bettytv.co.uk or gillian@bettytv.co.uk

Hmmm, maybe Jon is a some kinds of sicko? Looking for virgin sons indeed.
 
#12
"Wot i dun in my sumer holidais,
by likkle jonny

Lats weke mi daddy took me to madame..."

"Madame Teausades,Jonny? I bet that was great fun" Say's the teacher

" No Miss,Madame Helga's 'ouse of sin" Replies Jonny with a BIG smile.....
 
#14
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Chaps, the COs have now given the OK to Jon_C posting this so can we keep it as civilised as poss please.
Ok. Here are some civilised comments:

I don't think I'm in the only one who finds this type of car crash, voyeuristic drivel that masquerades as TV programming complete and utter t0ss. It is the garbage which fills our TV screens 'created' by programme makers who like doing it because a) it's cheap and b) it requires fcuk all imagination. Get the mongs on the box with the promise of their 15 minutes of fame, and let them do the rest. Let them tell you about their father who is a lesbian and whose sisters enjoy full on sex with hermaphrodite midgets.

Programme makers who indulge in this form of TV deserve everything they get - and it's usually a day time slot watched by the chav generation with nothing better to do that wait for their next Giro. How / why this poster can be allowed by Mods / COs to use this forum as a medium for perpetuating their type of 'Red Top TV' is quite beyond me. However, it's their train set so......
 
#15
Purple_Flash said:
Forces_Sweetheart said:
Yes, I hate to spoil fun but keeping the COs happy is my raison d'être...

It did make me think of this weirdness though.
The mind boggles at what he'll be offered to study for his A levels... :D
Shane Jr has been sexually active since he was 15. We have always had a fantastic open relationship as mother and son. We have talked about everything - mainly safe sex.

"He's started revising three hours every night
3 hours of revision on what? Is she giving him a helping hand with his revision?
 
#16
Most insulting thing about this thread, is it obviously shows that he thinks ex and serving squaddies are the sort of people who would appear on this pathetic excuse for a program.
 

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#19
amazing__lobster said:
Most insulting thing about this thread, is it obviously shows that he thinks ex and serving squaddies are the sort of people who would appear on this pathetic excuse for a program.
I think this is a cracking idea, my wife and I enjoy all sorts of reality programmes, when Big Brother is on we never leave the house. And we voted for all the winners, its so cheap at a pound a call.

Perhaps this show could involve a viewer phone in. The 'son' could select 5 prossies and the viewers can vote in for the best bird, that would be ace!

I think British TV is so much better now small independent companies can make shows for us, reality is really important and we've got to stay 'real'. Gotta go, Easter Enders is on soon and Shaz has accidentally upset her ex-brother-in-law with a really gutting line that was really meant for steve...

Seriously though, I know a few lads that had the father taking them to get laid and I've nothing against the idea. Its a reasonable step ages old and frankly, the sooner its out of the way, the sooner it is no big deal.
 

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